Waiter and customer

[Singing]
[Tom] I can show you desserts, some of them include truffle. Creamy omelets that's on the wrong menu but never mind.
[Sam] I'm gluten freee! Can have no bread in my system. So if you've got something that won't make me blow I will really like to try it. Gluten free!
[Tom] Gluten free...

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I was actually an undercover restaurant reviewer, but I found myself being seduced by the waiter. He'd not bought me any food yet, but I could see his throbbing baguette.
Mister, did you just say you're an undercover reviewer? I heard all of that...

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[Sam] Yes that's right, I've come to review your restaurant! Now which health code violations have I already seen? Shit in the toilet? Shit on the cutlery? Shit on the door? Or the whole place just appear shit?
[Tom] Eeeh well I'm shitting right now so I'm...

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[Sam] Yes, I am a reviewer. I've got something dramatic to tell you. I'm giving this place five stars-
[Tom] I have cancer.

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FREEZE! I said Shakespeare, not River Dance.

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