| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Abercrombie (bird) |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | Tom as | Abigail (wife, sometimes Angela) |
| Eiffel Tower | CHANGE | Tom as | Agent Whitaker (mom, spy) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Luke as | Ainsley Harriet |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Aksamir (peregrine Falcon) |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Alan (soldier, has done two tours) |
| Gran's | CHANGE | Luke as | Alan (helpful grandson) |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | Tom as | Alan (neighbour to a see-through glass house) |
| Two therapists | GENRES | Tom as | Alan (therapist) |
| Downward dog cucumber | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Alan Gore (can depress a whole room full of people) |
| Fatherhood | TIME WARP | Luke as | Alan Steven (or Steven Alan) |
| The witch slut | SCENE | Sam as | Albert (has something to worry about) |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Sam as | Alessandra (the blue fairy) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | Alexa |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | AJ as | Alexa (inventor's daughter) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | Tom as | Alexa (age 6) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | AJ as | Alfred |
| Why did you eat that? | SCENE | AJ as | Alfred |
| Fatherhood | TIME WARP | AJ as | Amanda (called Michael on purpose) |
| Get off the plane | SCENE | AJ as | Amanda (other Amanda, aircraft steward) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Sam as | Amanda |
| Get off the plane | SCENE | Tom as | Amanda (co-host, which means co-pilot) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | AJ as | Andre Beetroot (master of ceremonies at Somerset's beetroot competition 1950) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | AJ as | André Beetroot |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Luke as | Andrew (police cadet) |
| The hunting trip | BOOKS | Luke as | Andrew |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Tom as | Annabelle (first lady of Saxony, also a very creepy zombie) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Sam as | Arabella |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | AJ as | Arabella Sharman (in a flashback, also as a corpse, also as a ghost) |
| Bessy gets put down | PUPPETS | Sam as | Arthur |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Sam as | Ascaroth (the soup wizard) |
| The hunting trip | BOOKS | AJ as | Baldfoot |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Sam as | Balthazar (snake) |
| Old people's home | CHANGE | Luke as | Barry (old people's home roommate) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Sam as | Batman (fucking Scottish Batman!) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | AJ as | Belly-Boots (first mate, pirate, a very positive one) |
| Pork pie | SCENE | Tom as | Bertie (a pig that looks like a small giraffe of some kind) |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Bessie (cow) |
| Bessy gets put down | PUPPETS | Tom as | Bessy (very resilient horse) |
| Do you sell chips? | SCENE | Tom as | Big Jim (american sauce chef) |
| Salt and pepper don't mix | SCENE | Tom as | Big Jim (american sauce chef) |
| Exes who just met on Bumble | GENRES | AJ as | Billy (aka Steven) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Sam as | Bob |
| Ohhhhh | SCENE | AJ as | Bobby (Lord Ybbob) |
| Building sandcastles | PUPPETS | Tom as | Bobby |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | AJ as | Bobo (monkey) |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | Tom as | Brother Francis (nun wrangler) |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | Luke as | Brother Johnson |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Sam as | Bubba |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Bucktooth Joe |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Caesar |
| This is the last time I’m doing this | SCENE | AJ as | Charles |
| The basement | CHANGE | Luke as | Chris Cringle Tommy Vasetti (initially Reymond, but definitelly not Collin Craig Thomas Vendretti or Craig Collin Tanja Vietchetto) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Sam as | Christopher Robin (age 16, can't fit in the bat suit) |
| Shut up Steven | SCENE | Sam as | Chrysalis (has vomit chunks) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Cinderella (horse) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Cletus (looking at the stars) |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | Sam as | Cletus A. Jackman (murderer and escaped prisoner, son of Hugh Jackman) |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | AJ as | Clive Owen (american student at Needlepoint school, sometimes thinks he is mayor of New York) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Sam as | Constable Doohickey |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Tom as | Creepy Jim (genderfluid gang boss, fell in a helium vat when he was younger) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Sam as | Darlene (sheriff's wife, stirs a pot) |
| Step siblings | GENRES | AJ as | Darren (The Chain Man) |
| Two window fitters | CHANGE | Luke as | David (window fitter) |
| Two exes | GENRES | Sam as | David (ex) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Sam as | David Jeffrey (milkman) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Luke as | Detective Clancy |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | AJ as | Detective James Mangold (dominant in bed) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Luke as | Detective Johnson |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Luke as | DI Mannering (the best officer, brother of Jerry) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | Dick Hentington (tv person, British man in Brooklyn) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | AJ as | Dmitri (creepy russian guy) |
| Dentist and patient | PILLARS | Tom as | Doctor Franklin (dentist, but is actually not a doctor) |
| Beaver volleyball | EXPERT | AJ as | Doctor Thinklebeure (German, though he didn't know he was) |
| Beaver volleyball | EXPERT | Luke as | Doctor Thinklebeure (German, though he didn't know he was) |
| Beaver volleyball | EXPERT | Sam as | Doctor Thinklebeure (German, though he didn't know he was) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Tom as | Don Ciccicio |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | AJ as | Don Vincenzo (very benevolent, not at all malevolent) |
| The boss and the intern | SCENE | Luke as | Donald (intern) |
| Fatherhood | TIME WARP | Luke as | Dr. Alan Jack (pretty fucking masculine) |
| The gerbil came back | SCENE | Sam as | Dr. Francis (accidentally discovered the atom bomb) |
| Raccoon football | EXPERT | Luke as | Dr. Johnny Vegas (has anxiety) |
| Raccoon football | EXPERT | Sam as | Dr. Johnny Vegas (has anxiety) |
| Raccoon football | EXPERT | Tom as | Dr. Johnny Vegas (has anxiety) |
| Beaver volleyball | EXPERT | Tom as | Dr. Michael (host of Doctor Michael's late night show) |
| Two therapists | GENRES | Luke as | Dr. Milbrook (therapist) |
| Mother killed the puppy | SCENE | AJ as | Edgar |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | AJ as | Edgar (horse with a tape recorder) |
| Enemies | GENRES | Tom as | Eric |
| Ohhhhh | SCENE | Luke as | Esmeralda (vampire) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | AJ as | Father Andrews (good, reincarnated) |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Fitch (bird) |
| Crocodile pond | CHANGE | AJ as | Frank (crocodile caretaker) |
| He is essentially real | SCENE | AJ as | Frank |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Frank |
| He is essentially real | SCENE | Luke as | Frank (prototype) |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Frankie (dead body) |
| The casino | SCENE | AJ as | Franklin |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Franklin (the minion) |
| This isn’t my lunch | SCENE | AJ as | Franz (previous partner) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Sam as | Frapper (starts as a police sergeant but is actually a Czechesofakian agent) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Luke as | Gareth (manager at the Holiday Inn) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Gary (engaging in baby roleplay) |
| Prom | TIME WARP | Sam as | Georgina Atkins (child version) |
| Prom | TIME WARP | Tom as | Georgina Atkins (adult version) |
| I got a wet sock | SCENE | AJ as | Gerald |
| The hungry, hungry caterpillar is a masterpiece | SCENE | Tom as | Gerald |
| Don't you dare | SCENE | Luke as | Gerard |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Goloumpas (has a hollow snake) |
| Two window fitters | CHANGE | Tom as | Gus (or Gaz, window fitter) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | Ham Bürgerführer / Burger |
| Prom | TIME WARP | Luke as | Hank Rogers |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Luke as | Hans (guardsman for the earl of Saxony) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | AJ as | Hans Bürgerführer / Burger (german, brother with Ham Burger) |
| The hunting trip | BOOKS | Tom as | Harold |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Tom as | Helga (the other Helga, flute teacher) |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Luke as | Helga Vondebüren (piano teacher, sometimes called Miss Vondembürem) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Luke as | Helter Skelter (born and raised in Sweden) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Luke as | Hugh Fernly Whittingstall (or Whittingstone) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Tom as | Hunchback Harry (on the inside of Czechoslovakia) |
| Prison | CHANGE | AJ as | Ice Cube (prisoner) |
| Oh dear, this might be a problem | SCENE | Tom as | Ingleheim (detective) |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Iron Man |
| That's no rabbit | SCENE | Luke as | Ivan (guide) |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | Tom as | J.D. Salinger. (windowcleaner, father of Jack, author of audiobook Read Words) |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | AJ as | Jack (windowcleaner age 23) |
| Grain mill | SCENE | Luke as | Jack (kid) |
| Two sisters | GENRES | Luke as | Jackie (from the future) |
| Two sisters | GENRES | Sam as | Jackie (from the present) |
| Build-a-bear | SCENE | Luke as | James |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | Luke as | James (space pilot scientist) |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Sam as | James (disguised as a mocking bird, aka Jim Toby, also older brother of Priscilla, or actually twin brother, also possibly a demon) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | AJ as | Jamie Oliver (aka Darth Oliver) |
| Everyone ham | SCENE | Tom as | Jamon Jones |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | Tom as | Janae (lecturing at Oxford, age 8) |
| Why did you eat that? | SCENE | Luke as | Janice |
| President and vice president | GENRES | Tom as | Janine |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | Luke as | Janusz (a humble janitor's son) |
| Garden | SCENE | Tom as | Jean Franco (gardener from France) |
| Build-a-bear | SCENE | AJ as | Jeanette |
| Beach | LATE FOR WORK | AJ as | Jeff (late for work) |
| President and vice president | GENRES | AJ as | Jeff |
| Exes who just met on Bumble | GENRES | Sam as | Jeff |
| Haven't seen giraffes that small | SCENE | Sam as | Jeffersen |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | AJ as | Jemima |
| Don't you dare | SCENE | Tom as | Jemima |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Jerebellum (monkey) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Luke as | Jeremiah |
| This is the last time I’m doing this | SCENE | Sam as | Jeremiah |
| The Duck Pond | CHANGE | Luke as | Jeremy (not on a daytrip to Oxford) |
| Oh no! | SCENE | Sam as | Jeremy (meek crew) |
| King and servant | THREE WORDS | Tom as | Jeremy (royal servant) |
| Two vets | SCENE | Tom as | Jeremy (veterinarian) |
| The hungry, hungry caterpillar is a masterpiece | SCENE | AJ as | Jermima |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Luke as | Jermima (mom) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Tom as | Jerry Mannering |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Jesus (it's tough, being him) |
| Devil and daughter | SCENE | Sam as | Jesus |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Sam as | Jezebel (snake) |
| Building sandcastles | PUPPETS | AJ as | Jimmy |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Tom as | Jimmy (intern constable, Filipino) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | AJ as | Joe (aka piano Joe, previous sheriff) |
| Gravedigger | CHANGE | AJ as | John (gravedigger) |
| Video game designers | TIME WARP | AJ as | John (normally a really good game designer) |
| Cooking pizza | PUPPETS | Sam as | John (potential pizza customer) |
| Arcade | CHANGE | AJ as | Johnny (aka "blood") |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | Luke as | Johnny (has night terrors, age 15) |
| Everyone ham | SCENE | Sam as | Johnny |
| Care home | CHANGE | Tom as | Johnson (old person) |
| Old people's home | CHANGE | AJ as | Jonathan (old people's home roommate) |
| Part time paleontology | CHANGE | Tom as | Jonathan Wynthrop (paleonthologist, actually Maria) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | Jörgen Skelter (not born and raised in Sweden, maybe in Dorset or Wales) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Luke as | Julian (aka little jewel, age 10, fragile with a high voice) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Tom as | Justin Willoughby (bully, aka Justin Trouble) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | Luke as | Kaiser Wilhelm (of Germany) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Luke as | Keith (the delivery guy Andersson) |
| Fish market | CHANGE | Sam as | Kevin (fish salesperson) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Sam as | Lady Lafayette |
| Grain mill | SCENE | Sam as | Larry (miller) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Tom as | Larry (the wrong guy, a rich and deep character) |
| Hamlet theater | PUPPETS | Tom as | Lawrence Olivier |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Luke as | Leiland Cavendish |
| Finally, I have finished | SCENE | Sam as | Leonardo da Vinci |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | Lex Luthor |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Lex Luthor (rescuing ladies) |
| Did you just crawl out of that well? | SCENE | AJ as | Lilandra (sheep, not called Bessie) |
| We will rise again | SCENE | Sam as | Loompa Loompa-doo (or just Doo to his friends) |
| We will rise again | SCENE | Luke as | Loompa Zonka (or just Loompa) |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Lord Humberbrook (murderer and possibly cannibal) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Tom as | Lord Lafayette |
| Oh dear, this might be a problem | SCENE | AJ as | Lucas (detective) |
| Poker game | BOOKS | Tom as | Luciana Berger |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Lucy (battle pony) |
| Finally, I have finished | SCENE | AJ as | Luigi (cleaning person, gluten intolerant) |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Luigi (disfigured) |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Macaulay Culkin |
| Titanic | BLIND LINE | AJ as | Madam Gisabelle (daughter, travelling on the Titanic) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | Luke as | Madame Romanoff (ballet instructor) |
| This isn’t my lunch | SCENE | Sam as | Marcel (lunch stealer, works at a bank) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | AJ as | Marcus (parashooter, slightly too eager) |
| Garden | SCENE | AJ as | Maria (has such a way with animals) |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Sam as | Maria Clarissio (older sister) |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Mario |
| The casino | SCENE | Luke as | Marjorie |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | Sam as | Mark Addams (neighbour, playing for Raccoon City) |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | AJ as | Martha (wife, sometimes Rachel) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Tom as | Martha Cavendish |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Sam as | Marty (comptroller, maybe not Marty though) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | AJ as | Marvin (dad, police officer) |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | Tom as | Mary (77 year old wife) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Luke as | Mary Berry (real mother to Hugh) |
| Operatic barn dance | SCENE | AJ as | Mary Sue |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Master Yoda (naked for some reason) |
| Downward dog cucumber | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Matthew (dancing) |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | AJ as | Maureen the Witch (aka Agatha Cristie) |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | Sam as | Melinda (Jack's mom) |
| Stag do | TIME WARP | Sam as | Melissa (twin sister to Tina) |
| Stag do | TIME WARP | AJ as | Michael (stag do friend) |
| Enemies | GENRES | Sam as | Michael (put on a red shirt) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | AJ as | Michael Cavendish (first age 8, then age 23) |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Sam as | Michael Owen (american student at Needlepoint school) |
| Two vets | SCENE | Sam as | Miffles (nazi-hunting cat) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Sam as | Miguel (father Miguel Patos Patos) |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | Tom as | Mildred (ship AI) |
| The Duck Pond | CHANGE | AJ as | Miranda (is a little scared) |
| Crocodile pond | CHANGE | Sam as | Miranda (fired crododile caretaker) |
| Operatic barn dance | SCENE | Sam as | Molly Bill |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Mount Everest (yes the mountain) |
| Pork pie | SCENE | AJ as | Mr Jefferson (studied at Pork Pie Academy) |
| Eiffel Tower | CHANGE | Luke as | Mr. Dunfermline (aka Mr. Dumper, also pregnant) |
| Fatherhood | TIME WARP | Sam as | Mr. Johnson |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Sam as | Mr. Langbrook (earl of Saxony) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Sam as | Mr. Micheal Havisham. |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Sam as | Mr. Morang (secret identity, actually Dr. Trifle) |
| Everyone ham | SCENE | Luke as | Mr. Pork |
| Two vets | SCENE | AJ as | Mr. Rogers (war veteran) |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Sam as | Mr. Rumple (lactose intolerant groundskeeper slash assassin slash wizard) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Tom as | Mr. Sharman (widower) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | AJ as | Mr. Skelter (dad) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | AJ as | Mr. Steven (unspecified businessman from "north") |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | AJ as | Mrs. Jeffrey (David's mom, sometimes blind, troublesome hip) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Luke as | Mrs. Jemima Steven (adultering wife) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Tom as | Mrs. Kordansky (gives sage advice, has seen two tours of war) |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Tom as | Mrs. Langbrook (stepmom, at bit weird but actually kinda nice) |
| Everyone ham | SCENE | AJ as | Ms. Ham |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Ms. Lane (being rescued) |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Neo (offers red and blue pills) |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Nigel (Sam's oompalompa lover) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Tom as | Nigel |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | AJ as | Officer Exposition |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Luke as | Officer Jenkins |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Luke as | Penelope (has a pig's tail) |
| Video game designers | TIME WARP | Luke as | Penelope (game designer boss) |
| You can't do this to me | SCENE | Luke as | Peter (brother) |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Tom as | Peter (none of it works) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Tom as | Peter (works at Gregg's, not called Malcolm, dies) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Tom as | Peter Steven (kid, prefers to play outside over PS5) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Sam as | Phantom Begruvia (evil, reincarnated) |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Luke as | Pignatza (sometimes called Geppetto) |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Tom as | Pinocchio (once made of wood (surprise), sometimes called You-know-cchio) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | President Biden |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | AJ as | Priscilla (also called Helga sometimes) |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Priscilla |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | AJ as | Priscilla Rudy (mom) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | AJ as | Robbie (aka Wailing Robbie) |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Luke as | Robin (age 12) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Tom as | Robson (security person) |
| Das Boot | FOREIGN FILM | Luke as | Roger (short russian soldier, champion stripper) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Luke as | Rogers (pirate, has gone mad with the heat, also allergic to singing) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Luke as | Sally (cube) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Salter Steve |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Sam as | Sam (uncle Sam, police officer) |
| Step siblings | GENRES | Tom as | Samantha (just graduated) |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | Luke as | Sandra (grandmum) |
| Hopscotch | BOOKS | Tom as | Sarah |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Scooby Doo |
| Hopscotch | BOOKS | Sam as | Simon |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Tom as | Snakehips McCain (unnaturally old, lives in symbiosis with two snakes) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Tom as | Spirit of Somerset (sometimes Spirit of Ireland) |
| The hungry, hungry caterpillar is a masterpiece | SCENE | Luke as | Spot (talking dog) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | Standard Jimmy (gang member) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Steamboat Willie |
| Shut up Steven | SCENE | Tom as | Steven (is very sorry) |
| Two exes | GENRES | Tom as | Steven (ex, age 31, big strong hands) |
| Piano Teacher and Piano Student | THREE WORDS | Sam as | Stewart (piano student) |
| Salt and pepper don't mix | SCENE | Sam as | Stuttering Jim (physically capable) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Tom as | Tarquin Johnson (school kid, 6th form) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Tom as | Tarquin Rockhouse (captain, sometimes Rockhard, the greatest smuggler of the seven seas) |
| Piano Teacher and Piano Student | THREE WORDS | AJ as | Teach (piano teacher) |
| Did you just crawl out of that well? | SCENE | Luke as | Terrence (underworld resident) |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | AJ as | Terry |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Luke as | Thomas Rudy (age 14) |
| Boston Tea Party | GUESSING GAME | Luke as | Tim |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Tintin |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Luke as | Toby (age 8, locked up in a very small room) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Luke as | Toby (tailor, sometimes called Tony) |
| Cousins | GENRES | Tom as | Toby (Londoneer) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Sam as | Toby Jenkins (actually a witch) |
| Aardvark cricket | EXPERT | AJ as | Toby Johnson (apparently australian, previously named Bill John) |
| Aardvark cricket | EXPERT | Sam as | Toby Johnson (apparently australian, previously named Bill John) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | Tony (aka Big Daddy, gang boss) |
| Blender Fife | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Tony (showing what hes got) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | Tony (sloppy henchman) |
| Grain mill | SCENE | Tom as | Tony (milkman, has jar of Sisyphus) |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Toulouse (sharing a baguette) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | AJ as | Tsar Nicholas (cousin with the Kaiser) |
| Das Boot | FOREIGN FILM | AJ as | Vochek (russian soldier, can't see due to his hat) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | Walt Disney |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Tom as | Wesley (age 16) |
| Watch shop | GENRES | AJ as | William (grandchild, watchmaker) |
| Western | SCENE | AJ as | Wilma (bad at making marketing campaigns) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | Winnie (breaking up with Cletus) |
| Boston Tea Party | GUESSING GAME | Tom as | a caterpillar turning into a butterfly |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | AJ as | a dead bald man (nun's favourite pray) |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | AJ as | a little wooden boy (in very good physical shape and with a full beard) |
| Lion King and the fun police | GUESSING GAME | AJ as | a member of the original West End cast of The Lion King |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | AJ as | a second dead bald man |
| Moving out from his ex | GENRES | Luke as | accountant (age 45) |
| Hamlet theater | PUPPETS | Sam as | acting student |
| Hamlet theater | PUPPETS | AJ as | acting teacher |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | agent 42 (Russian) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | agent 74 |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | AJ as | air raid siren (fucking good one too) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Tom as | aircraft captain |
| Prom | TIME WARP | Sam as | ambulance driver |
| Finally, I have finished | SCENE | Tom as | announcing person (announces the Pope's arrival) |
| Science | LIMITED VOCAB | Sam as | another red door |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | apartment shopper (in London) |
| Pork pie | SCENE | Luke as | apprencite (future pork pie maker) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | attack cube 1 |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | attack cube 2 |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Luke as | baker (at Gregg's stake bake) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Luke as | barista |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Sam as | barman (at the Holiday Inn, with a Texan accent) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Sam as | bartender |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Tom as | bbc news reporter |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Luke as | bbc weather correspondant |
| Gravedigger | CHANGE | Tom as | bear (not quite dead) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Luke as | beetroot fangirl |
| Box cat | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | beggar boy (being slapped around) |
| Beach | LATE FOR WORK | Luke as | boss |
| The boss and the intern | SCENE | Tom as | boss |
| Boston Tea Party | GUESSING GAME | Sam as | boston tea party |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | Sam as | boy witch (grandson, earlier misbehaving) |
| Two sisters | GENRES | Luke as | boyfriend of Jackie |
| Fish market | CHANGE | Luke as | brother (fish salesperson) |
| Build-a-bear | SCENE | Tom as | build-a-bear |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | AJ as | bully friend (keeps bees sometimes) |
| This is the last time I’m doing this | SCENE | Luke as | bungee instructor |
| Which way to Manchester? | SCENE | Luke as | bus driver (mom) |
| Which way to Manchester? | SCENE | AJ as | bus passenger (wants to get to Watford) |
| Priscilla's Final Petal | LONG FORM | Luke as | butler (fired for laughing) |
| Oh no! | SCENE | Luke as | captain |
| Titanic | BLIND LINE | Tom as | captain of the Titanic (is your father) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Luke as | carany tourist guide (and inn keeper) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | AJ as | cat (sweaty Egyptian hairless breed) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Luke as | cheerleader |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | AJ as | chief of police |
| The court | CHANGE | Luke as | child |
| Popcorn | SCENE | AJ as | cinema pa system |
| Popcorn | SCENE | Luke as | cinema pa system |
| Popcorn | SCENE | AJ as | cinema visitor (doing crabwalk) |
| Popcorn | SCENE | Sam as | cinema visitor (scary movie fan) |
| Popcorn | SCENE | Tom as | cinema visitor (mostly into the cuddles) |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | Luke as | cloud of bitches (meaning 6-year-olds) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Sam as | colleague (unspecified businessman from London) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | commissioner |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Luke as | conspiracy theorist (afraid of the bubonic plague) |
| Western | SCENE | Luke as | cowboy |
| Western | SCENE | Tom as | cowboy (brother to the other one, kinda slurry on his speach) |
| Oh no! | SCENE | AJ as | crew (previous Submarine corp) |
| Oh dear, this might be a problem | SCENE | Luke as | criminal (convincingly acting like a 14 year old maid) |
| Never surprise me like that again | SCENE | AJ as | crocheting person (having a good time) |
| Crocodile pond | CHANGE | Luke as | crododile caretaker |
| Waiter and customer | GENRES | Sam as | customer |
| The wrong meal deal | SCENE | Tom as | customer (at Tesco's) |
| Don't Leave the Gremlins Alone! | SCENE | Sam as | dad |
| The hunting trip | BOOKS | Sam as | dad |
| Arcade | CHANGE | Tom as | dad |
| Why do you love me | SCENE | Tom as | dad (masseuse) |
| Devil and daughter | SCENE | Luke as | daughter (half demon) |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | AJ as | daughter of Mary (42 years old, a bit simple minded) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | defective cube |
| The court | CHANGE | Luke as | defendent |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | Sam as | detective |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Tom as | detective 1 |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Luke as | detective 2 |
| Devil and daughter | SCENE | AJ as | devil (dad) |
| Bessy gets put down | PUPPETS | AJ as | doctor (not a veterinarian?) |
| AJ getting his chest waxed | BONUS | Sam as | doctor |
| First concussion | TIME WARP | Sam as | doctor |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | AJ as | dog |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Luke as | drilling sergeant |
| Don't you dare | SCENE | Sam as | egg (one hairy egg) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | erotic French presenter of Nature Watch |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | erotic French presenter of Nature Watch |
| Escape room | SOUND EFFECT | Tom as | escape room employee (accidentally murdered) |
| Escape room | SOUND EFFECT | Sam as | escape room escapist |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | AJ as | false mother to Hugh 1 |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Sam as | false mother to Hugh 2 |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Tom as | family father (smokes a pipe) |
| What do you mean we've run out of bees? | SCENE | Luke as | farmer (on top of the bee situation) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Sam as | father (very busy with stagecraft during important dialogues) |
| First concussion | TIME WARP | Tom as | father (with concussion) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Sam as | father to Hugh |
| The Neighbour Under The Bed | LONG FORM | Luke as | football player (husband, playing for Wotherinham Rangers) |
| Which way to Manchester? | SCENE | Tom as | future bus driver (son) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Sam as | gas station keeper |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | AJ as | gas station person (dies in flames) |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Luke as | gasoline salesman |
| Stag do | TIME WARP | Luke as | getting married (to Tina) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | ghost mother (Irish) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | ghost of Christmas past |
| Haven't seen giraffes that small | SCENE | Luke as | giraffe (tiny) |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | godzilla bully |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | gold medal handing out person |
| You can't do this to me | SCENE | AJ as | grandfather (gets into too much rage, especially with a sword) |
| Gran's | CHANGE | Tom as | grandma (also queen) |
| Don't Leave the Gremlins Alone! | SCENE | Luke as | gremlin |
| Send her down | SCENE | Sam as | guard 1 |
| Send her down | SCENE | AJ as | guard 2 |
| Send her down | SCENE | Tom as | guard 3 |
| Send her down | SCENE | Sam as | guard 4 (long lost brother, also a ghost) |
| Lion King and the fun police | GUESSING GAME | Sam as | guessing |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Tom as | harbor master |
| Boston Tea Party | GUESSING GAME | AJ as | has a party |
| Lion King and the fun police | GUESSING GAME | Tom as | has just been left at the altar |
| The Midnight Mystery | LONG FORM | AJ as | head king (of the Gotham-slash-Glasgow police station) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Sam as | head mistress (of the boarding school) |
| What do you mean we've run out of bees? | SCENE | AJ as | henchman (has quotas to meet for a super weapon) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Luke as | henchman (gang member) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Sam as | henchman (gang member, also on helium) |
| What do you mean we've run out of bees? | SCENE | Tom as | henchman (has problems with honey-powered super weapons) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Sam as | hitch-hiker |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | AJ as | horse |
| The hungry, hungry caterpillar is a masterpiece | SCENE | Sam as | husband |
| Shut up Steven | SCENE | AJ as | ice sculpture |
| Gravedigger | CHANGE | Luke as | ideas-man-man (gravedigger) |
| The wrong meal deal | SCENE | AJ as | infomercial voice 1 (of Tesco customer service) |
| The wrong meal deal | SCENE | Sam as | infomercial voice 2 (of Tesco customer service) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Tom as | inventor (quite intrusive) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | AJ as | janitor (also a vibrating statue) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Tom as | jeep driver (lives for about 1.5 seconds) |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | jellyfish |
| Cousins | GENRES | Sam as | jetsetting film star |
| The court | CHANGE | Tom as | judge |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Luke as | kid (looking for an after school activity) |
| Don't you dare | SCENE | Sam as | kid (legally released into the wild) |
| Why do you love me | SCENE | Sam as | kid (4th generation masseuse) |
| King and servant | THREE WORDS | AJ as | king |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | king |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | Tom as | lady of the house (age 45) |
| The court | CHANGE | Luke as | lawyer |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Sam as | leader cube |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Sam as | lost little boy (only a voice heard in a flashback) |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | magic 8 ball |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | mail delivery person |
| Why do you love me | SCENE | Luke as | massage trainer |
| Master has given me a sock | SCENE | Tom as | master |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Tom as | matchstick salesman |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | medical assistance |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Tom as | military person (owner of a dog that doesn't shit, also weird and superfluous) |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | AJ as | mocking bird |
| Why do you love me | SCENE | AJ as | mom (masseuse) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Tom as | monopoly guy |
| This isn’t my lunch | SCENE | Tom as | more friends |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | AJ as | mother (of Andrew) |
| Fatherhood | TIME WARP | AJ as | mother (died in the war) |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Luke as | mother |
| Cooking pizza | PUPPETS | Tom as | mother (overtaken by passion) |
| The Phantom Of Hornchurch | LONG FORM | Tom as | mother (strong woman from Hornchurch) |
| Two sisters | GENRES | Luke as | mother of Jackie |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | AJ as | mouse (flying) |
| President and vice president | GENRES | Sam as | music |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Sam as | music |
| Build-a-bear | SCENE | Sam as | narrator |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | Sam as | nasa ex-pilot |
| Playing with your balls in the air | DUBBED | Tom as | needs support (about CDs) |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Tom as | normal school principal (flirting with Mrs. Rudy, coming off more creepy than intended) |
| Crocodile pond | CHANGE | Tom as | not Miranda (also not Lucille, Jenny, mum, dad, brother, Martin Luther King or Gandalf) |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | Sam as | nun (a reasonably well-educated girl) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Luke as | old gas station keeper (blind) |
| Garden | SCENE | Sam as | old lady (going to B and Q) |
| Care home | CHANGE | AJ as | old person (age 99, not 94, 100 or 200!) |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Sam as | oompa loompa |
| Moving out from his ex | GENRES | Sam as | paint stripper (young) |
| Part time paleontology | CHANGE | Luke as | paleonthologist |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Sam as | parashooter (soldier and american delivery guy) |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | parrot |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Tom as | pastor |
| AJ getting his chest waxed | BONUS | AJ as | patient |
| First concussion | TIME WARP | AJ as | patient (at the hospital) |
| Dentist and patient | PILLARS | Luke as | patient |
| Therapist and patient | SCENE | Sam as | patient (murderer and cannibal) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | patrol guard (gang member, has a really small patrol route) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | AJ as | person adjusting wall art |
| This isn’t my lunch | SCENE | Luke as | person devoid of lunches |
| The basement | CHANGE | Tom as | person living in the basement |
| Waiter and customer | GENRES | AJ as | person on a train (needed for the Wes Anderson genre) |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Tom as | person scared of the scream-mask |
| Anger Pen | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | phantom at the opera (doesn't care about ballet) |
| Get off the plane | SCENE | Luke as | pilot |
| Poker game | BOOKS | AJ as | poker player |
| Poker game | BOOKS | Luke as | poker player |
| Poker game | BOOKS | Sam as | poker player |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Luke as | police captain |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | AJ as | police officer |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | AJ as | police officer (on a date) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Tom as | police officer veteran |
| Finally, I have finished | SCENE | Luke as | pope |
| President and vice president | GENRES | Tom as | president |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | Tom as | priest |
| I Killed the Mockingbird | LONG FORM | Sam as | principal of Needlepoint School (sometimes Breakback Manor, sometimes Breakpoint Manor) |
| Prison | CHANGE | Tom as | prison guard |
| Prison | CHANGE | Luke as | prisoner |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | Sam as | prisoner (once burned down half of Somerset, age 45 or 18) |
| Science | LIMITED VOCAB | Tom as | professor (3 word sentence scientist) |
| He is essentially real | SCENE | Sam as | prototype reviewer (slightly sceptical) |
| He is essentially real | SCENE | Tom as | prototype reviewer (brother, supporting the project) |
| In a pub | CHANGE | AJ as | pub customer |
| In a pub | CHANGE | Tom as | pub owner |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | AJ as | pupil (at the boarding school) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | AJ as | radio news person (only says things everyone knows) |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | real estate agent |
| Science | LIMITED VOCAB | AJ as | red door |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Sam as | redneck |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Tom as | relative 1 (of Andrew) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | AJ as | relative 2 (of Andrew) |
| Send her down | SCENE | Luke as | ruler |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Sam as | school kid 1 (6th form, friend with Tarquin) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | Sam as | school kid 3 (terrible at singing) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | AJ as | school kid 4 (terrible at singing) |
| The haunting of my heart | LONG FORM | AJ as | school teacher |
| Haven't seen giraffes that small | SCENE | AJ as | scientist |
| The gerbil came back | SCENE | AJ as | scientist (very encouraging to his friends) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Tom as | secretary (meek) |
| The Milkman | LONG FORM | Luke as | senior associate (bit of an asshole) |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | sentient torpedo |
| Ballet on the Battlefield | LONG FORM | AJ as | servant (to the Kaiser) |
| Ohhhhh | SCENE | Tom as | servant (creepy) |
| Did you just crawl out of that well? | SCENE | Tom as | shepherd (with some talking sheep, but it's in Norfolk) |
| Snake Hips | LONG FORM | Luke as | sheriff (Mr January 1899) |
| That's no rabbit | SCENE | AJ as | siberian boar (no rabbit) |
| Bessy gets put down | PUPPETS | Luke as | sir |
| The casino | SCENE | Sam as | slot machine |
| Long Johns - STRIKE! | LONG FORM | Sam as | sniper |
| Master has given me a sock | SCENE | Sam as | sock collector |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | AJ as | soldier (at the front) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Sam as | soldier (riding a horse) |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | Tom as | soldier (has a concussion) |
| Cooking pizza | PUPPETS | AJ as | son (italian) |
| Don't Leave the Gremlins Alone! | SCENE | AJ as | son |
| First concussion | TIME WARP | Luke as | son (with concussion) |
| The pilot's final flight | LONG FORM | Luke as | sonic boom sound effects |
| The Windowcleaner's Revenge | LONG FORM | Luke as | sort of Jack's dad (windowcleaner) |
| The nun has escaped again | SCENE | AJ as | sound effects |
| Escape room | SOUND EFFECT | Luke as | sound effects |
| Nihilism Banana | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | space invader (the last ever) |
| Murders in Space | LONG FORM | AJ as | space pilot scientist |
| Beetroots & Murder | LONG FORM | AJ as | spirit friend |
| Stag do | TIME WARP | Sam as | stag do friend |
| Never surprise me like that again | SCENE | Luke as | surprising person (slightly creepy) |
| Inside the Mysterious Cube | LONG FORM | Tom as | tall cube |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | AJ as | terrible police officer |
| Rage lamp | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | terrible police officer |
| Boston Tea Party | GUESSING GAME | Luke as | the entire cast of Scooby Doo |
| Arcade | CHANGE | Tom as | the machine |
| Operatic barn dance | SCENE | Tom as | the man (who shouts commands) |
| Obsession badger | FREEZE TAG | Tom as | the moisture tooth fairy |
| Rage kazoo | FREEZE TAG | Sam as | the worlds smallest centurion |
| Therapist and patient | SCENE | Tom as | therapist |
| Devil and daughter | SCENE | Tom as | tortured old man |
| Do you sell chips? | SCENE | Sam as | tourist (looking for chips) |
| That's no rabbit | SCENE | Sam as | tourist |
| That's no rabbit | SCENE | Tom as | tourist (from America, knows about animals) |
| Burglary and Bobsledding | LONG FORM | AJ as | tree |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | AJ as | troublemaker (throws bricks through windows) |
| Aardvark cricket | EXPERT | Tom as | tv host |
| Lion King and the fun police | GUESSING GAME | Luke as | undercover member of the Fun Police |
| Did you just crawl out of that well? | SCENE | Sam as | underworld resident (looking for the antichrist) |
| The Brooklyn bloodbath | LONG FORM | Luke as | very best friend (also Brooklyn Batman, sadly doesn't have a strong father figure) |
| President and vice president | GENRES | AJ as | vice president (is also an eagle?) |
| Playing with your balls in the air | DUBBED | AJ as | voiceover |
| Lost In Your Eyes | LONG FORM | Luke as | waiter (french) |
| Prom | TIME WARP | Sam as | waiter |
| Waiter and customer | GENRES | Tom as | waiter |
| Watch shop | GENRES | Sam as | watch shopper (who dies) |
| Watch shop | GENRES | Luke as | watchmaker |
| Exes who just met on Bumble | GENRES | AJ as | weather (in an interpretive dance kind of way) |
| Do you sell chips? | SCENE | Luke as | weird little guy (might live in the basement) |
| Salt and pepper don't mix | SCENE | Luke as | weird person |
| Enemies | GENRES | AJ as | what the fuck? |
| Grain mill | SCENE | AJ as | wife (got Sisyphus) |
| Therapist and patient | SCENE | AJ as | wife (offstage, throwing bodyparts) |
| First concussion | TIME WARP | Sam as | wife (in the flashback 5 years ago) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Sam as | wife (knitting newspapers) |
| Mother killed the puppy | SCENE | Sam as | wife (in jail for killing a puppy) |
| Toby's Secret Pocket | LONG FORM | Sam as | wife (meth addict) |
| All Eyes on Nigel | LONG FORM | Sam as | window cleaner |
| The Grape Depression | LONG FORM | Tom as | wings (on Alessandra, the blue fairy) |
| Dating app with hats | DATING APP | AJ as | witch (putting a spell on you cheeky fucks) |
| The witch slut | SCENE | Tom as | witch (has a hunch) |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | Luke as | witch 2 |
| The Dark Moons of Slough | LONG FORM | AJ as | witch 3 |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | Sam as | witch-finder employer (mark him) |
| Moist And Magical | LONG FORM | Tom as | witch-finder general (uses clothes peg, has a bigger nose than he expected) |
| Ohhhhh | SCENE | Sam as | woman (captured, to be sacrificed) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | AJ as | young soldier (newly arrived to war, did receive the letter after all) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Sam as | young soldier (age 14, waking up every night screaming in British) |
| Keith the delivery guy | LONG FORM | Tom as | young soldier (age 12, only one left in his team) |
| The boss and the intern | SCENE | Sam as | zombie build-a-bear |
