Burglary and Bobsledding

Boys! Boys! My two racers! Ah, racers! - Ah! - You're feeling ready for the race, - are ya? - Ahh-oh! Oh, I'm a fucking pirate, that's it! - You're ready for the racing, arrr ya?

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[Luke] Two man bobsleigh!
[Tom] You know, nobody else has ever thought of it. They always go for a bigger team.
[Luke] Fools!
[Tom] Fools! You know-
[Luke] Why carry dead weight?
[Tom] When you could just have two talented men. One of us born and raised in Sweden, and the other one ~me~!

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[Tom] Helter, I want to address the fact that I called you Skelter earlier.
[Luke] I promise- - It's okay... Don't worry! You called me by our surname.
[Tom] Father thought it would be so funny to call me... Jörgen... Skelter. And it is funny, but your name doesn't make any sense.
[Luke] Helter Skelter. Nothing.

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[Luke] I can't wait for tomorrow.
[Tom] I can't focus on tomorrow. Can't believe 13 years, and we've never tried this accent before.

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[AJ] Yes, well, I practise in different me- ma- t-t-f- Fuck you! Fuck you!
[Tom in German-ish accent] That would hurt, but I had my goggles on. I'm taking YOUR accent now.

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[Luke] Well, it WAS broken. By Hans Bürgerführer. And he won. He won the Winter Olympics bobsleigh. Him and his stupid bitch brother, Ham.
[AJ] Ham Burger.

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[AJ] I have to give two million... two million Swedish Francs.
[Luke] Kronor. [paus] Is- Is what I would say if it was still the 90s. Euros.
[nope wrong, still Kronor]

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[Luke] Father, who are you in debt to? Don't say the Swedish mafia.
[AJ] That's it.
[Luke] Don't say- don't say it-
[AJ] To the Swedish House Mafia.

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[Tom] Do you know what this is?
[AJ] Show me.
[Tom] I'm showing you.
[AJ] What is this, Brother?
[Tom] No, I'm asking you. You know I just want- I'm just interested to see what you think it is.
[AJ] It's a key.
[Tom] No, it's not!

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[Tom] And I did a little murder. Because you're all about fun, and I'm all about
[Tom] Results.
[AJ] Murder.
[Tom] No. You thought I was going to say murder. You wanna go again?
[AJ] We finish each other's
[Tom] Murders, yeah.
[AJ] Sentences.
[Tom] We do, we finish each other's murders, exactly.

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[AJ] We will have the most... powerful... bobsled the worlds have ever seen.
[Tom] The worlds have ever seen. Any of these worlds.
[AJ] Any of these worlds.
[Tom] To be honest, if you have the best one on Earth, you probably have the best one anywhere.

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[AJ] You German bastard!
[Luke] Not again!
[Tom] Xenophobia, is it?
[Luke] No, we are not xenophobic, we are Swedish.

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Sweden, Dorset, Wales, A New Yorkian pirate, breaking (Tom), death (Tom), song (Tom), corpsing (AJ Luke), EDC Las Vegas, ski chalet, 1962, 4th wall break (Luke Tom), Billie Eilish