The Brooklyn bloodbath
Released on YouTube 2024-09-25
Part of the full length show Ed Fringe 2024 - 8th August 2024 at Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Quotes
-That's why you're so good at beating up those bullies at school, 'cause your mom's Batman and has been training you!?
-I told you it was dance training, I told you it was good for your lungs. But really it was hand to hand combat. Try a plie. (super fast fighting moves!) That's not a standard plie, you see?
- Sam and Tom
(Sam with super squeaky helium voice) -Oh my god, what have you done to me? I am vengeance, I am the night! Ahahahaha!
(Tom) -About your voice...
(Sam) -I'm not intimidating at all!
- Sam and Tom
-You twoo are going to lead the gangs of this city and cause chaos on these streets. Chaos, beautiful chaos! You'll be like me, just like me!
-Don't let him get into your head boys!
-He's really far in there!
- Tom, AJ and Sam
Cast
Sam as Christopher Robin (age 16, can't fit in the bat suit)
Tom as Creepy Jim (genderfluid gang boss, fell in a helium vat when he was younger)
Luke as very best friend (also Brooklyn Batman, sadly doesn't have a strong father figure)
Tom as Mrs. Kordansky (gives sage advice, has seen two tours of war)
AJ as troublemaker (throws bricks through windows)
AJ as Dick Hentington (tv person, British man in Brooklyn)
AJ as Standard Jimmy (gang member)
Luke as henchman (gang member)
Sam as henchman (gang member, also on helium)
AJ as commissioner
AJ as patrol guard (gang member, has a really small patrol route)
Keywords
dog, puppy, war, the Big Town Junkies, the Lower East Siders, stagecraft, death, two tours, chew toy, the East Town Siders, the East Side Towners, music, drugs, AJ corpsing, helium factory, balloon, dance, slap (Sam), Sam corpsing, 4th wall break, twist, song