The Excited Chinchilla

Falling in love with you was the best thing I ever did. This is a close second.

- Sam | Watch now

- Mademoiselle? Sorry. I'm uh- I'm nervous. It's- It's happened again. It's on the loose. We don't know where it is.
- I'll get my tools.

- AJ and Tom | Watch now

- NO ONE CAN STOP ZE NAZI CHINCHILLAS!!!
- Come out and fight me.
- Gary? Gary? Ar you all right? Are you okay?
- (whispering) One of them is loose. One of them is loose!
- No. You're having one of your moments again, Gary. It's okay. You're safe now.
- I'm safe now.
- You're at home. You're- [breaks neck]
- AHH! AHHH! Angelina! Angelina!

- Sam, Tom and AJ | Watch now

All's good and chinchillary grand!

- Tom | Watch now

- The good old paella with the squid. Just how we like it! Squiiiiiiiid! BIG squid!
- Okay, dad.
- Large! Larger than a man. Smaller than a dream.
- Okay, dad. All right, well you have a lovely evening.
- I'm glad to hear I sound normal to ya.

- Tom and AJ | Watch now

- Well, tell you what. I'll go down to the basement, and see if it's there.
- What could go wrong?

- AJ and Sam | Watch now

- Maybe this will work. Tss! Uh- Uhr-rh! (running away)
- What the fuck did he just use to open the door!?

- AJ and Sam | Watch now

- Oh, darling. You've been down in the basement-
- THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI! I'M NOT GOING CRAZY!
- Darli-
- HE VERY VERY NEARLY JUST GAVE ME THE HITLER SPEECH! WE WERE THIS CLOSE! AND I ABANDONED THE SCENE! I GOT OUTTA THERE! BECAUSE I HAD TO! I HAD TO!
(doorbell)
- Darling- Uh- Darling?
- DON'T ANSWER IT.
- Why?
- It could be another fucking chinchilla.

- Sam and AJ | Watch now

kissing (Sam and AJ), corpsing (Sam), breaking (AJ), death