The Leftenmost Window

- Sally, you're always so optimistic but- you don't have a husband.
- I'm only 17! That's okay! What?
- Sure.
- What?!
- It's okay, you'll develop.
- Oh fuck you!

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- I have faith he will return.
- Do you?
- Yes I do, sister.
- Where does your optimism come from?
- Well, he promised me he would.
(awkward moment)
- Okay, so anyway!

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- The women in our family have always had a gift.
- Oh...kay?
- A gift... We can hear things we should not be able to hear. Voices come from afar, and they come to us.
- But Mother...
- They reach us- Get out of the seat! They come so far... across sea, across land... We live... we breathe ... we die again...
- Mother, I don't think we're insured for this! Mother, where are we going? I feel like we're leaving the material plane!
- Oh so we are. Back that way!
- Okay! Oh, so sorry! Oh, sorry spirits, I'm sorry. Oh god.

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Hey, I'm not done! Can't you see I'm in the astral plane right now!

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- Scottish people age f-
- Careful!
- They age faster 'cause they work harder!
- Okay, fair.

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- Quick, let's get him over to the medical... arena!
- "Medical Arena" - where I have to fight the other patients...?

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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yes, of course.
- When you said you promised Sally you'd be back. What- What did that mean?
(paus while Luke realises he's in trouble)
- Well, I just... I just promised I would... I would be back.
- Why did you promise HER that though?
- Oh I promised you as well, can we focus on that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah..., yeah...
- Well you see she was awfully upset. She was very very very very upset. She was... she was crying in my arms and-
- What?!?

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- Do you think Sally's prettier than me?
- What?
- I know she's younger but she's, you know, she's not yet a full woman grown. But do you think she is- will become prettier than me?
- I mean, she's got good cheekbones.
- Wha- Okay great, no - you could have just said no!
- No, no, no, whoa, nononono whoa no, wha-? no! I'm not all about cheekbones!!

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- What are they saying?
- I don't hear anything.
- Come on now.
[...]
- You're calling me fat.
- No, I'm not!
- That's what you're saying, darling.
- No! No, no, no, no! What are they doing, darling? What are they doing?
- Haven't the foggiest.
- Darling, please, this is serious. Men's lives are at stake here, and I love you, I love everything about you. I love your body, I love your eyes, I love your soul, I love your mind. Now please tell me, what the fuck are the Germans doing?

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- Darling, I love you.
- Fuck you!
- You're the only woman for me.
- You fucked my sister.
- Or did he?
- What? Another twist?

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Stop touching your daughters tits

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Egbert, breaking (Tom)