Lost In Your Eyes

Oh, I stabbed you with my gun

- AJ | Watch now

The man who took every single primate from London Zoo and brought them all the way to Addis Ababa.
I didn't know he did that! That's why I can't see the monkeys anymore, they're in Adida- Ababababa.

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They belong in Addis Ababa.
They don't belong- Babapapa-

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(singing) Oh, three men on a ship! We used to be fifty-four! Three man on a...
That's a great song.
I told you to tie Rogers down, he's gone mad with the heat!

- Luke, AJ and Tom | Watch now

Look at me! I used to be of normal height. I used to be in correct proportion. I've been WARPED and WHIPPED and WHOOPED by the sun... until I'm barely a man at all. Look at you! You've changed as well.
That's right. I used to have long flowing locks... No, no. I know you were thinking. You looked DIRECTLY at my head.

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If someone was, sort of, trying to sail to France and then... didn't return on time what do you think would have h- happened to them? (quietly sobbing)

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Hola, bienvenido a las islas Canarias.
Stay calm. If necessary I have my gun and I can stab him with it.

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Tarquin Rockhard. That's what I called him.
That sounds very similar to a name I would have a problem with.

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See what happens if I throw it off the border of England and into the sea. Off you go Bobo! You see that?
He's running over the water!
But he'll almost immediatly die from drowning
*Bobo dies tragically*
There it is!
OUCH!

- Tom, Sam and AJ | Watch now

My mother was- was shot in a pistol fight- wait, no, that- that does make sense! Was shot in a knife fight years ago! I'm sorry, the heat-

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If the law is unjust is it unjust to break it?

- Sam | Watch now

[Luke] What's the crossword you have for me?
[Sam] Uh, five letters down, another name for a female dog.
[Luke] Bitch? Oh!

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[Sam] I'm not going on a date with a policeman.
[Luke] Why not?
[Sam] Because they're basically an occupying army of the rich and upper class. Enforcing on a working man what they can do and can't do while they all gallivant around.
[Luke] Oh, you fucking commie, Amanda.

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It's difficult being out at sea. Even for me, Tarquin Rockhouse. Three years and we haven't seen land. Can barely stand anymore. I feel like I walked 40 minutes to get here through the broiling heat wave because the Angel tube station was shut. And I skipped lunch because I was too lazy to get anything in. It's prepared me well for this scene of having been three years at sea.

- Tom | Watch now

Listen, once in a conversation we've been trying to stick to one accent, yeah? We can do this. I told you we've got a budget of two per day. I'm keeping to this one for now.

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[AJ] Here, have some whiskey.
[Tom] You already had it poured in a glass?

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How did you shoot him with a gun?

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