Snake Hips

LONG FORM

Released on YouTube 2023-07-24

25! Got the calendar right up here.

Show me those gun skills

That's just how chronology works

I probably should have realized when two snakes came out!

All I want is destruction and January's sheriff

I know it turns you on when I talk about the law

No, we're working! Balthazar, Jezebel. Just keep it in my pants.

Two men standing shoulder to shoulder

You turned my own snakes against me.

Quotes

[Luke] Do you know how many sheriffs Snake hips have taken out?
[Sam] 25! Got the calendar right up here! It's a 2 year plus a leap year one.

- Luke and Sam

I'm saying; you fight him you will die, and all your fans they will cry.

- AJ

I suggest you take that gas pump and you stick it up my horse's ass

- Tom

[AJ] What's your name?
[Tom] Snakehips.
[AJ] I'm sorry, I didn't realize- I probably should have realized when two snakes came out!

- AJ and Tom

The first part of the law is that if McCain wants to enter into this town he has to kill the sheriff. The second part of the law is that a sheriff cannot derelict his duty. Darlene, I know it turns you on when I talk about the law, but now is not the time!

- Luke

Cast

Sam as bartender
Luke as sheriff (Mr January 1899)
AJ as Joe (aka piano Joe, previous sheriff)
Tom as Snakehips McCain (unnaturally old, lives in symbiosis with two snakes)
AJ as gas station person (dies in flames)
Sam as Darlene (sheriff's wife, stirs a pot)
AJ as radio news person (only says things everyone knows)
Tom as inventor (quite intrusive)
AJ as Alexa (inventor's daughter)
Sam as Balthazar (snake)
Sam as Jezebel (snake)
AJ as horse

Keywords

quick draw, wild west, corpsing (AJ), Flannahans, McCains, blood feud, 50 years, 101 years, harmonica, 1898, death (AJ Tom)