The Windowcleaner's Revenge
Released on YouTube 2024-09-24
Part of the full length show Ed Fringe 2024 - 31st July 2024 at Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Quotes
Jack, how long have you been cleaning our windows?
Since I was nine.
Since you were nine years old-? That changes our dynamic intensely.
- Tom and AJ
There’s only three things in life that are certain. Death, taxes, and your windows get dirty.
- Luke
Again to- as I’ve said before, you’ve got a very see-through home. And I wanted to talk about your lovemaking again. If you could just turn the lights off, it would really help the neighbourhood.
- Tom
Take me to your liberry.
My liberry?
You have a liberry?
Do you mean lychee berries?
No.
It’s pronounced library, Jack. Do you want to see the library?
- AJ and Tom
Roses are red Violets are blue
You are educated And so are you
Signed, The Most Handsome Window Cleaner
- AJ
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
But neither should people in stone houses accept bank loans
If you want to clean the windows to see what’s on the other side
Know that then you’ll have no safe place to hide
(How many lines are left?)
Whatever you do, my son you’ll be
Remember, wash, learn, whatever, just be free
Signed, The Most Handsome Window Washer
- Tom
Cast
AJ as Jack (windowcleaner age 23)
Luke as sort of Jack's dad (windowcleaner)
Sam as Melinda (Jack's mom)
Tom as Alan (neighbour to a see-through glass house)
Tom as J.D. Salinger. (windowcleaner, father of Jack, author of audiobook Read Words)
Keywords
1960, prevaricating, Carforth Manor, World War II, Germany, school, audiobook, Read Words by J.D. Salinger., sex, sneeze, explosives, poem