The nun has escaped again

Released on YouTube 2024-05-29

Quotes

[AJ] [Aeerrrr! Aeerrrr! Aeerrrr!] Breachment in container four. The nun is in container four.
[Tom] There’s been a breachment. For anyone that mostly speaks Spanish, that’s not a word.

- AJ and Tom | Watch now

Ever since my father was killed by a rampant nun, I have fought to keep all nuns in prison. I will accept no nuns. There will be none nuns left.

- Tom | Watch now

I’m going to cut you from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

- Sam | Watch now

[Tom] WELL, STRIKE, DAMN YOU! STRIKE!
[Sam] You want to go bowling?
[Tom] Yeah, that’s sounds nice.

- Tom and Sam | Watch now

Cast

Tom as Brother Francis (nun wrangler)
Luke as Brother Johnson
AJ as sound effects
Sam as nun (a reasonably well-educated girl)
AJ as a dead bald man (nun's favourite pray)
AJ as a second dead bald man

Keywords

song (Sam), catholic police force, stagecraft, death (AJ), corpsing (AJ)